regressing back to high school

sooo last night at about 9pm i got a call on my cell phone from "restricted." the conversation went something like this:

voice: "is this maridath?"

me: "yes, who's this?"

voice: "this is jim from dildo emporium.com"

me: "what? i think you have the wrong number."

voice: "no, not if this is maridath. did you recently buy a dildo from us that was defective?"

me: "no, like i said, i think you've got the wrong number."

voice: "well, is there any chance that someone might have your credit card number?"

me: "i don't know...tell me the name of your company again?"

voice: [*laughter* and hangs up.]

my life has officially regressed back to high school in every way. i miss college.